What is a SHITTY American Lager?
Beers used to be independently made. With local ingredients. You could literally taste the terroir. Then most breweries got bought up by the big guys. The big, shitty guys. Who turned beer into a commodity. And began to use the cheapest fermentables they could find. Because they like money. I mean, they REALLY like money. So they cheapened the recipes gradually over time, so that we wouldn't notice. Kinda like a frog boiling in water. And as a result, we learned to appreciate these cheap, shitty lagers, in a weird Stockholm syndrome sort of way.
What is a PREMIUM Shitty™ American Lager?
We're so glad you asked. We kept a lot of the things that we’ve all grown to appreciate about shitty American lagers, including a little corn and rice sprinkled into the mash to give it that nice, crisp flavor. But we brew ours in small batches, by hand (not with robots!), and we use locally grown, small batch, craft malted grain for our base malt.
Now shipping in Washington State.
So, what makes the non-alcoholic version different?
Don't worry. It's still premium. And it's still shitty. In other words, it's still Premium Shitty™. You can literally taste the corn and the rice. But you can also taste the premium, locally sourced, micro-malted grains. And it's still brewed by hand, the real hard way (sorry Budweiser™, nobody is buying that your robots are actually brewing things the "hard way", despite what you tell us in your advertising, lol).
The biggest difference is that we do not simply brew our normal Scherler Easy and then remove the alcohol, as we do not believe that creates the most convincing non-alcoholic beer. Plus, NA beer shouldn't be an afterthought. We're trying to change that. So we designed this recipe from the ground up, as a non-alcoholic beer from the start, just like we always do. Just as they should be designed. While taking strong influence from the leaded version. And then we fermented it to an ultra-low abv (less than .5% abv).
Now shipping to 42 states.
Scherler Sundays Live Recordings now available in Physical formats!
Check out our Scherler Music Bandcamp page to purchase now!
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Scherler Beer The Album: Volume One features songs from Doug Martsch (Built to Spill), Michael Hurley, John Atkins (764-HERO), Lavender Country, LAKE, Elf Power, Kicking Giant, Olivia Rose (Oh, Rose), The Gift Machine, The Mona Reels, Karl Blau and Your Heart Breaks.
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Scherler Beer The Cassette: Volume One features completely different songs from Lavender Country, Kelsey Magnuson, UK Gold, John Atkins, Austin Leonard Jones, Dev Ray, Doug Martsch, Annie Schultz, Generifus, Gun Outfit, Null State, Purple Shadows, XOHNO, Guidon Bear, Riley Kendig, Anna Oxygen, Chance of Ghosts, The Cold Sweats and James Maeda.
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Scherler Singles 7" Lathe Cuts feature Doug Martsch covering Beat Happening's Cry for a Shadow, Michael Hurley's Slurf Song, Lavender Country's Back in the Closet Again, and Kicking Giant's Fuck the Rules.
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note: all music used with permission of artists, and sales go toward funding our all ages and absolutely free Scherler Sundays concert series. LPs and cassettes are limited, 7" lathe cut are extremely limited.
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Check out some highlights from our last two Scherler Sundays. Our 2024 Scherler Sundays series is being planned now, and we've already got some amazing bands lined up!
EDIT: SOLD OUT!!! PUNK HOUSE DINNER
Purchase single or multiple tickets by the seat, or purchase a table for four.
Single seat tickets are SLIDING SCALE, $70 to $85, so please select your purchase price when adding to cart.
SCHERLER SUNDAYS 2024 LINEUP ANNOUNCED!
Here it is, in all its glory. Follow Three Magnets Brewing and Low Profile with Markly Morrison on social media for updates!
Three Magnets Brewing Co. is proud to introduce Scherler Easy Premium Shitty™ Light American Lager, and Self Care Scherler Easiest Non-Alcoholic Premium Shitty™ Light American Lager.